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The Weighting Game
“Some disbelievers in your family might doubt that you are, in reality, a svelte 7ft3in in socks, but just ignore them.”
12Jan99
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Like chocolate for brain matter
“Medical students were asked to sniff a chocolate wrapper whenever they craved chocolate - but the students ate the chocolate instead.”
17Jun97
Spitting chips
“The small, drive-through ordering box is boss. We are mere Brave New World soldiers on the road to the second window.”
26Nov96
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Take a holiday from exercise
“Just thinking about exercise can increase actual muscle strength, according to new research.”
18Apr00
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Gym regime all washed up
“My own reappearance at gym was greeted with a somewhat cynical smattering of applause.”
18jan00
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The sweetest seduction*
“My friend had some odd notion that no one takes you seriously when they find out you work for a chocolate factory.”
24Oct00
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...for tomorrow we diet
“A new diet should never be tackled on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays or Saturdays, between 6am and midnight, or on an empty stomach.”
13apr99
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Looking a pie in the eye
“An emu pie bounced on to my desk.”
22Jul97
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