Hollyweird


	Superheroes join the real world “They're really messing with heads when you have Wonder Woman forced to consider where those rebounding bullets off her bracelets go.” 23May00

	Surviving daytime TV’s diet “Brad grabs Beverley masterfully. Not for any reason in particular, although it does make his biceps appear bigger.” 30May00


		Large lament for Two Fat Ladies “There was a joyfulness in the way these comfortably robust, motorcycling matriarchs dolloping into recipes more and more full-fat milk, pure butter and double cream.” 12May98


		Abusing and losing the plot “Oh no, another serial killer doing unspeakable things. Quick, call in a young, lone agent to get into his evil mind and be mercilessly taunted for 90 minutes.” 01jul97

		Enlightening the Dark Side “The committee would note that Princess Leia's suggestive name and skimpy, sexually objectified outfit would be simply unacceptable to modern women.” 01Jun99

	Hey (Judge) Jude ... “I have been struck, in that car-accident- ogling sort of way, by her sudden, shrieked bursts of invective like ‘horse MANURE’, ‘TWADDLE’ and ‘RE-SPON-SIBILITY’.” 23Nov99

			The whole bunch is back “While I hold the whole clan in the utmost affection there's only so much Brady a sane person can take.” 07Jan97