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Ye olde tacky attack*
“Of all the world ... she claims to have at last found the Absolute Tackiest Place on Earth.”
06Apr99
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Let’s all drink to irony
“I was surrounded by a dozen tough, female prison guards from the local women's incarceration facility who were having one feisty knees-up.”
13Jul99
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Fun in Nu Zulland
“The correct response to being told someone has just torched your car and pushed it off a cliff while your Tim Tams are still in the glove box is: “Thet's jist tirrible, eh?”
15Jun99
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Homing in on a rosy holiday
“Okay, so I didn't go anywhere. I holidayed at home. So stamp me with “boring” and report me to Lonely Planet.”
23Dec97
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One honk away from utter chaos
“Any human-powered vehicle can hold at least 10 times its height and weight as long as you can still fit into the driver's seat and can still turn the pedals.”
07Apr98
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Blessed be the prophet margin
“It features 84 life-sized, computer-controlled puppets showing three stages of the birth of Jesus.”
17Oct00
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Bon voyage and forget to write
“Just once, I’d like to get the postcard specifically written in mind for those sad souls back home.”
26May98
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Smugness stamped all over them
“The person who designed this postcard knows your family and friends back home really want to know what the woman behind the desk at the hotel you just checked in at looks like when she is holding a phone to her ear.”
28Jul98
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