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“I don’t know, dah-ling, my rival renter declared. “That carpet ... is there such a thing as TOO pink?”

April03

“He looked for all the world like a curious onlooker who had happened by the ice arena on his way to buy a hotdog.”

23Feb02


	Here they are, my all-time top 10 favourite columns, in no particular order:

	1. Cat Washing Day 2. Making returns less taxing 3. Shopping-trolley rage 4. Ye olde tacky attack 5. All work to get techno to play 6. The Y2K buried bus guy 7. Celebrating Winterval 8. 1997: Year in Review - Mars landing 9. Olympics-sized egos 10. Rampaging fairy penguins




		Honourable mentions: Spam’s 30th anniversary; The sweetest seduction; Little people with big powers